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And I posted a picture of it and I got like 4 Instagram replies from my friends going, "Yeah, I didn't want to tell you at the party, but I knew it was gonna stain. I just didn't want to upset you or anything." Since when are your friends like interior decorators? I don't know. And everyone knew that this was gonna stain. And like, people were telling me at the party and then people told me later and I was like, how could that possibly be that bad? How can confetti poppers stain that bad? So we hired a cleanup crew and they came, couldn't get it out of the ground. So we had to hire a person to come wax the ground. It's going to cost me $1,800.
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And you put up your nose.
No, not those. And I, and I shot the confetti and they shot the champagne and then they stuck to the ground together at the same time. Right. Because the champagne like made the confetti like wet and kind of moist, moist, and leave like a stain on the ground.…
Yeah.
And I posted a picture of it and I got like 4 Instagram replies from my friends going, "Yeah, I didn't want to tell you at the party, but I knew it was gonna stain. I just didn't want to upset you or anything." Since when are your friends like interior decorators? I don't know. And everyone knew that this was gonna stain. And like, people were telling me at the party and then people told me later…
Oh my God, David.
$1,800.
Plus what you spent on the party. What you spent on the party?