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No, not those. And I, and I shot the confetti and they shot the champagne and then they stuck to the ground together at the same time. Right. Because the champagne like made the confetti like wet and kind of moist, moist, and leave like a stain on the ground. And people were coming up to me and they were like, yo, I don't mean to stress you out, but, uh, that's gonna stain. And I was like, how do so many people know about these, these poppers staining the floor? I was so confused. And it was— and the next day I posted a picture of my floor because I got 'Cause I got— 'cause it was stained. The floor was stained.
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Oh, not those kind of poppers.
No confetti.
And you put up your nose.
No, not those. And I, and I shot the confetti and they shot the champagne and then they stuck to the ground together at the same time. Right. Because the champagne like made the confetti like wet and kind of moist, moist, and leave like a stain on the ground. And people were coming up to me and they were like, yo, I don't mean to stress you out, but, uh, that's gonna stain. And I was like, how do…
Yeah.
And I posted a picture of it and I got like 4 Instagram replies from my friends going, "Yeah, I didn't want to tell you at the party, but I knew it was gonna stain. I just didn't want to upset you or anything." Since when are your friends like interior decora…
Oh my God, David.