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I can't tell you why that happened. But if I told you, you'd be very, very sympathetic and you would be screaming in laughter.
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No, I'm not reading an ad. Hold on. I just— I'm just saying, just don't— just next time, just tell me I can't come so I'm not like waiting or being excited for you to come. That's it.
I literally get like blacked out, like, for the party Sunday night. Like, my body was okay to go. My brain was like—
Okay, last night you told me I'll stop by at 11. Get a text this morning. I passed out at 8 PM. Sorry, bro.
I can't tell you why that happened. But if I told you, you'd be very, very sympathetic and you would be screaming in laughter.
Why?
I can't tell you on this podcast.
Because you'll tell me on my vlog?