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And then I'm like, "See? Told ya.

November 21, 201811:52David
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Jason11:33
And a rope as a belt, right?
David11:36
Yeah.
Jason11:37
And he has a lead pipe And then you and Trish are like, "This guy's great. Karl's the best. He's awesome." Like that. I'm like, "Oh, cool, cool, cool." And then Karl takes the pipe and starts beating me with the pipe.
David11:52
And then I'm like, "See? Told ya.
Jason11:55
He's the best." But when he beats me, it never actually hits me. But he swings so fast. So I close my eyes, and he swings like 20, 20 times, but he never makes contact. And then you guys are like— and I'm like, what's up with this guy? This guy's the worst. A…
David12:26
That's fucked.
Jason12:27
And that's the dream.