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Marrying My Best Friend’s Mom
I know. But I also feel like if you're a parent, you have to be like, really, you have to be like, you can't be— you can't discipline your kids for not— you can't discipline your kids when they drink. Like, you can't be mad at them because then I feel like they're never going to call you if they're in trouble. Yeah. Like if they're drunk. So I feel like you have to be like, if you're ever— if you're ever fucking hammered, Don't be scared to call me even though you're underage. Yeah, fucking just call me and I'll pull you out.
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No, but I mean, yeah, I guess. But you want to—
No, I mean, I feel like the whole part of like wanting to try it, I feel is like, so you're doing with your friends, like, Nobody's going to fucking sit there and like do heroin in front of their parents.
Like, that's—
I know. But I also feel like if you're a parent, you have to be like, really, you have to be like, you can't be— you can't discipline your kids for not— you can't discipline your kids when they drink. Like, you can't be mad at them because then I feel like they're never going to call you if they're in trouble. Yeah. Like if they're drunk. So I feel like you have to be like, if you're ever— if you…
I called my mom one time to pick—
what, Jason? Why are you laughing?
So cute when you like play house like you're a dad.