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Marrying My Best Friend’s Mom

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May 23, 20193:32Jason
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David2:01
So I went for what I went for it. I don't know if you watched the videos, but I flew to Boston. I surprised her to propose to her because Jason made a mean comment to me. And so I went to Boston, I proposed. She was very confused. Initially, she was very happ…
Jason3:18
Right.
David3:18
They were like, fucking— they were like, she's going to take your money. And I'm like, I don't think so. I don't think that's the case. My lawyer also didn't understand that I was marrying your mother. He just thought I married— he just thought I found some,…
Jason3:32
Yeah.
David3:32
And he was like, congratulating.
Jason3:33
Don't get me wrong, David, she's really hot, but I don't think this is a good idea. Why rush into things?
David3:40
We were filling out the paperwork.. And I asked, I'm like, can I just get like a, like a, can we just get like a fake piece of paper that it makes it official or whatever? Like we won't, we'll just fill it out ourselves. She's like, no, you can't do that. Um,…