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Marrying My Best Friend’s Mom

So I went for what I went for it. I don't know if you watched the videos, but I flew to Boston. I surprised her to propose to her because Jason made a mean comment to me. And so I went to Boston, I proposed. She was very confused. Initially, she was very happy I was there, and then she was like, I'm so fucking confused you're here, why you're here. And then I proposed to her, and she just looked at me, she's like, are you crazy? What's going on? And then she goes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I will! It's for DACA, isn't it? It's to keep you here legally. Yes, I will marry you. And I was like, I was like, oh no, no, no, that's not what it is. And then, and then I had to sit down, I had to explain to her that I just wanted to be your stepdad. And then she goes, oh, that's fucking hilarious. I can't do your mom, but she was excited about that. So then an hour later, we hopped on a plane, right? We went to Las Vegas, we landed in Vegas, and we went straight to the courthouse from there. Um, and the courthouse is where like it like happens. Like, you know, I was— I wasn't scared to do it, but when we got to the courthouse, it got like really serious, and I got a bunch of calls from like my lawyer, my manager, my parents, like, what are you doing? This is— don't do this. And my lawyers were so scared that I wasn't signing a prenup.

May 23, 20192:01David
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Jason1:41
Mm-hmm.
David1:41
Man, sorry guys, I'm a little bit tired. I just woke up from a nap because his mother and I were out last night pounding some beers. No, so I married— I married We talked about on the podcast before about how cool it would be if I married your mom. Yeah, I do…
Jason1:59
I did. I think you're a great guy.
David2:01
So I went for what I went for it. I don't know if you watched the videos, but I flew to Boston. I surprised her to propose to her because Jason made a mean comment to me. And so I went to Boston, I proposed. She was very confused. Initially, she was very happy I was there, and then she was like, I'm so fucking confused you're here, why you're here. And then I proposed to her, and she just looked…
Jason3:18
Right.
David3:18
They were like, fucking— they were like, she's going to take your money. And I'm like, I don't think so. I don't think that's the case. My lawyer also didn't understand that I was marrying your mother. He just thought I married— he just thought I found some,…
Jason3:32
Yeah.