Marrying My Best Friend’s Mom
So I went for what I went for it. I don't know if you watched the videos, but I flew to Boston. I surprised her to propose to her because Jason made a mean comment to me. And so I went to Boston, I proposed. She was very confused. Initially, she was very happy I was there, and then she was like, I'm so fucking confused you're here, why you're here. And then I proposed to her, and she just looked at me, she's like, are you crazy? What's going on? And then she goes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I will! It's for DACA, isn't it? It's to keep you here legally. Yes, I will marry you. And I was like, I was like, oh no, no, no, that's not what it is. And then, and then I had to sit down, I had to explain to her that I just wanted to be your stepdad. And then she goes, oh, that's fucking hilarious. I can't do your mom, but she was excited about that. So then an hour later, we hopped on a plane, right? We went to Las Vegas, we landed in Vegas, and we went straight to the courthouse from there. Um, and the courthouse is where like it like happens. Like, you know, I was— I wasn't scared to do it, but when we got to the courthouse, it got like really serious, and I got a bunch of calls from like my lawyer, my manager, my parents, like, what are you doing? This is— don't do this. And my lawyers were so scared that I wasn't signing a prenup.