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Marrying My Best Friend’s Mom

I got drunk with some buddies in Fort Lauderdale and they're like, let's get fucking IHOP, bro. I was like, yeah. So once again, I don't remember going to IHOP, but apparently we got to IHOP. Everybody went inside except for me. Yeah, I don't know. They were just like, yeah, you disappeared. But I woke up on a, like, a gurney, like a stretcher, being strapped down all across my chest, my legs. And I look up and like there's fucking firefighters and police officers surrounding me, and they're like carrying me into an ambulance. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And then my buddy saw me out of the corner of his eye in the restaurant getting pulled away, so he comes running out and he's like, no, he's with me! And he's undoing all the straps. And I'm like, he's going to save me. But yeah, they were like, you know this guy? I was like, yeah, yeah. And they let me go.

May 23, 201930:58Natalie
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David30:51
Like, wasn't there one time you woke up on a stretcher?
Natalie30:53
Oh yeah, that's another one.
David30:55
What was that?
Natalie30:58
I got drunk with some buddies in Fort Lauderdale and they're like, let's get fucking IHOP, bro. I was like, yeah. So once again, I don't remember going to IHOP, but apparently we got to IHOP. Everybody went inside except for me. Yeah, I don't know. They were just like, yeah, you disappeared. But I woke up on a, like, a gurney, like a stretcher, being strapped down all across my chest, my legs. An…
David31:47
And how would they let you go? How was that?
Natalie31:49
They were like, he's my responsibility. Like, I'll take care of him for the night.
Jason31:52
What did you do to get to the stretcher? Like, what were you doing?