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Marrying My Best Friend’s Mom

For 3 years, I told him. And then he came over, he's like, do you have your license registration? And I was like, I can't find my registration. And I don't have my license. And I— and then he went, I didn't have my insurance, I didn't have anything on me, but I found an email, like a printed out email I had like in my car, and it said my name on it, said David Dobrik on it. So I'm like, here, this is me. It was an email from like Chase I got. And he's like, okay, I'll look it up. So I looked it up, he comes back, he's like, your license has been expired since 2017. And I was like, fuck. And like And I was just like, I, I didn't know that, but it's probably true. I'm not gonna argue on that because you have information I don't. I would love to say that that's not true, but I know you're right, so I'm gonna go with I'm sorry.

May 23, 201924:42David
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Jason24:37
Why'd he pull you over?
David24:38
I didn't have plates on my car and I was speeding.
Jason24:40
Oh, you haven't had plates on your car forever?
David24:42
For 3 years, I told him. And then he came over, he's like, do you have your license registration? And I was like, I can't find my registration. And I don't have my license. And I— and then he went, I didn't have my insurance, I didn't have anything on me, but I found an email, like a printed out email I had like in my car, and it said my name on it, said David Dobrik on it. So I'm like, here, thi…
Jason25:26
I just assumed that my license automatically gets updated by the state, but I'm gonna go with you on this one.
David25:32
I was super nice and I took complete, like, responsibility for it, and he let me off. He said, next time I see you, I have to arrest you. Um, but he could have arrested me. And impounded my car. And he's like, get off the road, don't drive anymore, you don't…
Jason25:50
Where are they coming from?