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Marrying My Best Friend’s Mom

I have squirrels living in my attic, and I know because there's little pieces of poop. Yeah, and where? Orkin said in the attic. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean, it's either the squirrels or Natalie. Um, and Orkin said she does take small poops, and she does go in the attic way too often. Um, Orkin said it would cost me $12,000 to fully clean out my attic.

May 23, 201922:39David
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David22:29
I don't want to kill one bug, but I want them all eliminated, which is kind of weird.
David22:33
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I have squirrels living in my attic.
Jason22:36
Okay, and I just fucking shoot them with my AK.
David22:39
I have squirrels living in my attic, and I know because there's little pieces of poop. Yeah, and where? Orkin said in the attic. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean, it's either the squirrels or Natalie. Um, and Orkin said she does take small poops, and she does go in the attic way too often. Um, Orkin said it would cost me $12,000 to fully clean out my attic.
Jason23:00
Oh no, with all the poop.
David23:02
Wow, that's crazy.
Jason23:03
Are you gonna do it?