Moment View

Marrying My Best Friend’s Mom

What? A lot of bugs. And I've been noticing this, it's like, it's like the weirdest fucking bugs. I have like, uh, like centipedes, beetles, and all this kind of stuff. And I'm like, and I'm really weird about that kind of stuff. So I like, I like, I let them live every time I see them because I feel like if I kill one, like the rest will smell it out and they'll come and like avenge him.

May 23, 201921:17David
21:17/0:00
Scrub the kinetic waveform to jump through the episode.
7
Transcript window
Transcript Window

Context stack

Nearby lines for local context around the selected quote.
David21:03
And I'm happy because it's your birthday tomorrow, so have this be a gift.
Jason21:07
This is my gift? A link with my name in it?
David21:12
Yeah, ziprecruiter.com/nash. You know what, you know what I have a lot of in this house?
David21:17
What? A lot of bugs. And I've been noticing this, it's like, it's like the weirdest fucking bugs. I have like, uh, like centipedes, beetles, and all this kind of stuff. And I'm like, and I'm really weird about that kind of stuff. So I like, I like, I let them live every time I see them because I feel like if I kill one, like the rest will smell it out and they'll come and like avenge him.
Jason21:36
It's the opposite, but okay. Oh really? Yeah. Everything is not the movie Avengers, David.
David21:42
So yeah, so I don't kill any. If I do kill them, I quickly grab them and I flush them down the toilet.
David21:47
Okay.