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Marrying My Best Friend’s Mom

What, you know what I don't understand? Why? If this was a 75-year-old guy with a 23-year-old woman, it would be fine.

May 23, 201918:41Lorraine Nash
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David18:12
Guys, stop ordering pizza to my house, please. I feel so fucking bad for these pizza guys. They come here, they— we don't buy the pizza, so they just have to drive back. Oh my God, it's the worst. It's the worst. You're fucking over someone's job by calling t…
Natalie18:28
You just got 40 more pizzas called to the house.
David18:31
Cheese and pepperoni, please. Hi, Mrs. Nash. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever gotten time to spend with.
Lorraine Nash18:41
What, you know what I don't understand? Why? If this was a 75-year-old guy with a 23-year-old woman, it would be fine.
David18:50
Well, the world's a crazy place, Mrs. Nash. I know. As long as we got each other, we'll make it through.
Lorraine Nash18:54
Yeah, and I had a great time. I had a great time.
David19:00
Stop talking, just kiss me. Okay, go. All right, thank you so much. This next segment of the podcast is called Joe's Scene Podcast. It's where we give our editor Joe 25 seconds to say and/or do whatever he does in return for editing our podcast.