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Marrying My Best Friend’s Mom

You just got 40 more pizzas called to the house.

May 23, 201918:28Natalie
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David18:09
So, so I'm not—
Jason18:10
so you don't think this is a good joke at all?
David18:12
Guys, stop ordering pizza to my house, please. I feel so fucking bad for these pizza guys. They come here, they— we don't buy the pizza, so they just have to drive back. Oh my God, it's the worst. It's the worst. You're fucking over someone's job by calling t…
Natalie18:28
You just got 40 more pizzas called to the house.
David18:31
Cheese and pepperoni, please. Hi, Mrs. Nash. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever gotten time to spend with.
Lorraine Nash18:41
What, you know what I don't understand? Why? If this was a 75-year-old guy with a 23-year-old woman, it would be fine.
David18:50
Well, the world's a crazy place, Mrs. Nash. I know. As long as we got each other, we'll make it through.