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Marrying My Best Friend’s Mom
Guys, stop ordering pizza to my house, please. I feel so fucking bad for these pizza guys. They come here, they— we don't buy the pizza, so they just have to drive back. Oh my God, it's the worst. It's the worst. You're fucking over someone's job by calling them here. Stop calling pizzas here.
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Yeah.
So, so I'm not—
so you don't think this is a good joke at all?
Guys, stop ordering pizza to my house, please. I feel so fucking bad for these pizza guys. They come here, they— we don't buy the pizza, so they just have to drive back. Oh my God, it's the worst. It's the worst. You're fucking over someone's job by calling them here. Stop calling pizzas here.
You just got 40 more pizzas called to the house.
Cheese and pepperoni, please. Hi, Mrs. Nash. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever gotten time to spend with.
What, you know what I don't understand? Why? If this was a 75-year-old guy with a 23-year-old woman, it would be fine.