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Marrying My Best Friend’s Mom
And I'm just like, like, like, was it a Nerf? I can kill someone with that book over there. Yeah, that's pretty— I don't know. Yeah, I think the guy liked it and he kept it for himself too. I— hold on, guys. There's a pizza guy at our door and guess what?
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And, um, an Instagram boomerang?
No, like a real, a real life boomerang. And I took it in the airport. You can grab it. And I took it to the airport and, um, they wouldn't let me, they wouldn't let me through security because it's, because he's like, do you know what a boomerang is? And I go…
Yeah.
And I'm just like, like, like, was it a Nerf? I can kill someone with that book over there. Yeah, that's pretty— I don't know. Yeah, I think the guy liked it and he kept it for himself too. I— hold on, guys. There's a pizza guy at our door and guess what?
We didn't order pizza.
There's a pizza guy here and every time a pizza guy comes, because someone orders pizza to our house and they don't pay for it, we have to explain that we don't want the pizza and we have to explain how the fuck a pizza got here if we didn't want it. Yeah. An…
So it doesn't sound very funny to me.