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Marrying My Best Friend’s Mom
No, like a real, a real life boomerang. And I took it in the airport. You can grab it. And I took it to the airport and, um, they wouldn't let me, they wouldn't let me through security because it's, because he's like, do you know what a boomerang is? And I go, I don't know. And he goes, it's an Australian weapon. And I go, okay, you guys sold in your convenience store, but okay. Um, so they confiscated it. I couldn't bring it on my fucking flight. Which is crazy because it's a boomerang and it wasn't even like heavy wood. It was just like a replica boomerang.
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This is not really a podcast topic, but, um, she's been saying that for like, that's for years. That's so funny that you like it because I've heard her say that since I was like 2 years old.
Oh, also, okay, so when we were, when we were leaving, when we were leaving Hawaii, I I had a boomerang that I bought at a, you know, just to remember the day.
And, um, an Instagram boomerang?
No, like a real, a real life boomerang. And I took it in the airport. You can grab it. And I took it to the airport and, um, they wouldn't let me, they wouldn't let me through security because it's, because he's like, do you know what a boomerang is? And I go, I don't know. And he goes, it's an Australian weapon. And I go, okay, you guys sold in your convenience store, but okay. Um, so they confi…
Yeah.
And I'm just like, like, like, was it a Nerf? I can kill someone with that book over there. Yeah, that's pretty— I don't know. Yeah, I think the guy liked it and he kept it for himself too. I— hold on, guys. There's a pizza guy at our door and guess what?
We didn't order pizza.