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Making a Million Dollars In One Night

Mall tag is you just play tag inside a shopping center. Okay. So basically we were about to play tag and we were all standing in the elevator before we all ran off and my friends were having a farting competition, so I joined in and I mean, you know— You went too far? I went too far. I, you know, I take things I take these to an extreme. And I ended up winning, but I— I would say so. But yeah, then that happened. And then I, instead of mall tag, I went to go to the bathroom, and then I went home without my friends knowing that I went to go change and take a shower. And they had no idea where I was. And I was the last one to be caught in mall tag, so I won twice that day. Champ. So it was the best. What's the biggest crowd? Trying to change the subject.

September 12, 201934:24David
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Jason33:59
Was it a crowded elevator?
David34:00
It was just my friends. And we were playing— well, listen, I did it for a good reason, and I almost did it on purpose, if you have to ask me. I was very young. I was 19 at the time. No, I was like 12 or 11, and we were playing mall tag. And, goddammit, and be…
Jason34:23
Yeah. I don't think I know what mall tag is.
David34:24
Mall tag is you just play tag inside a shopping center. Okay. So basically we were about to play tag and we were all standing in the elevator before we all ran off and my friends were having a farting competition, so I joined in and I mean, you know— You went too far? I went too far. I, you know, I take things I take these to an extreme. And I ended up winning, but I— I would say so. But yeah, th…
Jason35:07
So you cheated at mall tag, basically.
David35:09
I cheated, but I also shit myself, so it was like, whatever, you know.
Jason35:12
You're like the person that jumped ahead at the end of the marathon, like, just joined in for the last mile and then— Yeah, but—