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Making a Million Dollars In One Night
It was just my friends. And we were playing— well, listen, I did it for a good reason, and I almost did it on purpose, if you have to ask me. I was very young. I was 19 at the time. No, I was like 12 or 11, and we were playing mall tag. And, goddammit, and before— What's mall tag? Oh my god, do you know what a mall is? A shopping mall?
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David shit his pants in an elevator once.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on. This is about Nick. Come on. This is about Nick. It has nothing to do with me.
Was it a crowded elevator?
It was just my friends. And we were playing— well, listen, I did it for a good reason, and I almost did it on purpose, if you have to ask me. I was very young. I was 19 at the time. No, I was like 12 or 11, and we were playing mall tag. And, goddammit, and before— What's mall tag? Oh my god, do you know what a mall is? A shopping mall?
Yeah. I don't think I know what mall tag is.
Mall tag is you just play tag inside a shopping center. Okay. So basically we were about to play tag and we were all standing in the elevator before we all ran off and my friends were having a farting competition, so I joined in and I mean, you know— You went…
So you cheated at mall tag, basically.