Making a Million Dollars In One Night

And she goes, because if you don't, David, we can get you only cherry.

Pick through the M&Ms and pull out every— and that's what it was. And I was like, yeah, this is great. And she's like, well, good, that's my job.

Now here's the true story about a rider, right? Back in the day, Van Halen, when they used to tour all the time, would on their riders say, we only want brown M&Ms. And so literally, if they got to the dressing room and somebody hadn't gotten only brown M&Ms,…

How long have you been touring? We're still touring. We've been touring since '97, I guess.

Holy shit. I was 1.

How old were you?