Making a Million Dollars In One Night

Meanwhile, all I have in my dressing room is like this meat platter thing that they bring me. Sure. But that's one of the cool perks about the show.

But that's fucking insane. I mean, I'm new to all that. I don't know. I think you've been doing it for a lot longer than I have.

Well, when you go and have appearances and stuff, there's not like a rider in your dressing room, like things laid out.

Or a whole pack of Coors Light or whatever.

I'm new to those appearances too. So I don't know how that— like, I had a sucker in my mouth, and one of the women that was working there came up to me, and this is serious, she goes, She goes, is this the flavor? Is this the flavor that you like? And I go, y…

And she goes, because if you don't, David, we can get you only cherry.