Lying to Yourself Until You Make It

Did you get caught? No, I didn't. And you know what was so crazy about it? We were— the car was parked in a busy— I may have talked about this too. The car was parked in a busy, like, parking lot. So I took it out, out of the neighborhood where spots are taken constantly. And I drove it to Barnes Noble to go buy a book. I'm like the most loser delinquent ever. I went to go buy a book with my friend and I was 14, didn't have a license, nothing. Never driven a car before in my life. And I took it. I drove to Barnes Noble and I came back and I parked it right back in the spot. And how lucky I got that spot was still there when I got back. Holy shit. I didn't even realize when I got back, I'm like, oh my God, the spot could have not been here and the car would have just been sitting out in the street and my parents would have been like, I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Oh my God.