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Lying to Yourself Until You Make It

Jason, isn't that— Write a joke. Maybe write one joke.

November 9, 201829:16Jason
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David28:18
No, and I don't want to know. This next segment is called Joe's Teeny Weeny Podcast. Joe is a guy who gets 25 seconds on every podcast, and he's a mini podcast, and the podcast starts now. He just brought out fucking Blue Moons that aren't even opened. Okay,…
Jason28:39
Welcome back to Joe's Teeny Weeny Podcast. I don't have an opener. I didn't tell you to open it. Not yet. Hang on. Guys, I'm going to try a little ASMR. We have a special guest, Jason Nasr. So first off, this is the soothing part of the podcast. I hope you re…
David29:05
Okay. And that's it. Joe, I'm sorry. I say this every podcast. I am mind blown at the fact that you stay here 3 hours waiting for us to record this podcast, and that is the performance you give for the 25 seconds.
Jason29:16
Jason, isn't that— Write a joke. Maybe write one joke.
David29:19
Joe, do something.
Jason29:20
I have a joke. Can I say it?
David29:22
Fuck off.