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I know we said this story on the podcast before too, but dude, I cannot get over the one time I walked in on you masturbating. I mean, it was, guys, I'm telling you, one of the best moments of my life. And not for the reasons you would think, but let me just…
And now I was on the phone. I was like, oh, he's not here. I can jerk off like crazy.
Yeah. I don't know why he masturbated right after my FaceTime call, but now knowing his story about Tricia, it makes sense.
Don't flatter yourself, bro.
He gets turned on when FaceTiming. So I busted in the door and Jason obviously immediately sees me and he goes, David, David, I'm resting. What are you doing? I'm resting. And he screams at me and I'm like, oh, okay.
I'm resting. Sounds like such an old person thing to say.
Yeah. And I leave and I don't say a word. And then 5 days later, 5 days later, we're all sitting around.