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Lying to Yourself Until You Make It
I know we said this story on the podcast before too, but dude, I cannot get over the one time I walked in on you masturbating. I mean, it was, guys, I'm telling you, one of the best moments of my life. And not for the reasons you would think, but let me just So exactly what happened again, I was at Jason's house. I don't think he knew I was there. And I FaceTimed him and I FaceTimed him from the couch of his living room. And I don't think he saw that I was on the couch. And then I hung up and I hung up and I went right into his bedroom and I just opened the door.
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He wants to, he wants to listen to his, this podcast called Views. I don't know, he says it's clean.
Um, okay, well, I don't want to get into it, but I really do.
No, no, I mean, to be honest, I think it was like, it wasn't when we were dating. It was more like when we were hooking up. And I know it was in Bellingham when I lived in Bellingham and I called her. Yeah. And I don't know if she was out of town.
I know we said this story on the podcast before too, but dude, I cannot get over the one time I walked in on you masturbating. I mean, it was, guys, I'm telling you, one of the best moments of my life. And not for the reasons you would think, but let me just So exactly what happened again, I was at Jason's house. I don't think he knew I was there. And I FaceTimed him and I FaceTimed him from the…
And now I was on the phone. I was like, oh, he's not here. I can jerk off like crazy.
Yeah. I don't know why he masturbated right after my FaceTime call, but now knowing his story about Tricia, it makes sense.
Don't flatter yourself, bro.