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Lying to Yourself Until You Make It
Because then they get here. I've had people come to town, but not specifically for me. I'm lying. I jacked off on FaceTime with them.
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Have you? No. You've never had the money for it?
Never had the money for it. I mean, and it sounds like a bad idea anyway.
Sounds like a horrible idea, right?
Because then they get here. I've had people come to town, but not specifically for me. I'm lying. I jacked off on FaceTime with them.
Oh, have you ever jerked off on FaceTime? Please tell me you haven't.
I mean, we were on the phone last night.
That's not funny. No, it's not. Because it's true.