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And I was like, I gave him a hard time. I was like, you can't It's, you know, I forgot, but like, you can't do that because if I don't tip, it comes back to me 1,000x.

September 18, 20257:04David
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Jason6:39
Yeah.
David6:40
And I genuinely didn't have cash on me, right? And I told my dad, yeah, I was like, you gotta tip this guy $100. You have cash on you. He was still at the party, like I had him come with me. Yeah, it was like a daytime, like barbecue type thing. He's like, yo…
Jason7:03
Yes.
David7:04
And I was like, I gave him a hard time. I was like, you can't It's, you know, I forgot, but like, you can't do that because if I don't tip, it comes back to me 1,000x.
Jason7:15
Yeah.
David7:15
And that is something that came back to me. It did? Yeah. Like, like that, like, like yesterday I saw Natalie tipped like 15% on Postmates when the option goes all the way up to 25%. I don't care. Don't care what your argument is for how much drivers should b…
Jason7:52
Yeah, so that's a great example. And the problem is, is you don't explain that to anyone. You just go, you just go, what the fuck? Like, what the fuck are you doing, John? 15%? And then we're all like, what the hell? 15%? But you don't explain the other end o…