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Lying About My Boob Job
And the guy who's, like, running everything goes, okay, so our company owns 40, his company owns 20, 28, And then Dave, you own 11%. And I turn to Natalie and I go, I'm sorry, everybody. I go, Natalie, how much do I own? And she's looking at me. And then she looks back at the guy and she goes, I thought Dave has 25%.
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this wasn't fully my fault—
every week I'd be like, just so I know, how much do I own of this thing? What's my equity stake? She's— and she'd be like, 25%, 25%, 25%, which was my understanding. And then one day we're having a big company meeting with, like, everybody, and I'm like, okay…
Yeah.
And the guy who's, like, running everything goes, okay, so our company owns 40, his company owns 20, 28, And then Dave, you own 11%. And I turn to Natalie and I go, I'm sorry, everybody. I go, Natalie, how much do I own? And she's looking at me. And then she looks back at the guy and she goes, I thought Dave has 25%.
Thankfully, the contracts hadn't been completed yet, so it was fine. But it was a very big fuck up on my part, for sure. But also just like a big string of things that were miscommunicated and whatever.
You know what's funny about you?
Well, I thought I owned 25.