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Did Jen give out candy?

September 18, 202538:25Jason
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David37:57
I think we need Mythbusters on this. What? Well, on just like the massive house to townhouse ratio, because townhouses are so clustered together that if you hit a good section of them, you're hitting like 8 different candy bars for the amount of—
Jason38:14
that's why Dave didn't go to the big houses. He stuck with the townhomes.
David38:16
I had my math. I had my math down. Like, yeah, you got one candy bar, but you just walked 100 yards down one driveway. That's true. So like, and I'm over here hitting 8 houses in the time you're hitting one.
Jason38:25
Did Jen give out candy?
David38:27
Fuck no. She probably stole shit from kids.
Natalie38:29
No, we gave out candy.
David38:31
Fucking no way they gave out candy. No way. No way, she's probably selling it. Oh my God, John, give out candy. What was your craziest Halloween story?