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Lying About My Boob Job
that's why Dave didn't go to the big houses. He stuck with the townhomes.
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And there was one house that everybody knew, and they were like, like the cool family. They had a basketball court inside their home. I guess a massive home, and they would give away every kind of king-size candy bar.
I think we need Mythbusters on this. What? Well, on just like the massive house to townhouse ratio, because townhouses are so clustered together that if you hit a good section of them, you're hitting like 8 different candy bars for the amount of—
that's why Dave didn't go to the big houses. He stuck with the townhomes.
I had my math. I had my math down. Like, yeah, you got one candy bar, but you just walked 100 yards down one driveway. That's true. So like, and I'm over here hitting 8 houses in the time you're hitting one.
Did Jen give out candy?
Fuck no. She probably stole shit from kids.