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Lying About My Boob Job

That's really funny. Yeah, like, if I was a girl, like, unfortunately, like, I just, you know, you can't put anything on me to make me look that good. But if I had the option to put on, like, some nice lingerie— and I'm not saying for anybody else other than just for myself, sure, so I could feel good about myself— totally would take it. Yeah, like, if, you know, if it's like the day I wear a thong Hell yeah. I'm going to put that shit on for Halloween. But no, I'm really excited. We're trying to come up with themes for the Halloween party this year. This is pretty good.

September 18, 202533:06David
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Natalie32:49
I just think it's like, it's just a good excuse. Like, you can't just go out on the town in like a little mini skirt just on a Tuesday, but when it's Halloween. You can't— I don't know. I don't know what it is about it.
David32:58
Just like, I mean, I guess, yeah, I guess girls just want to look hot because they want to look hot, right?
Jason33:02
Yeah, maybe you'll meet a Postmate that night.
David33:06
That's really funny. Yeah, like, if I was a girl, like, unfortunately, like, I just, you know, you can't put anything on me to make me look that good. But if I had the option to put on, like, some nice lingerie— and I'm not saying for anybody else other than just for myself, sure, so I could feel good about myself— totally would take it. Yeah, like, if, you know, if it's like the day I wear a tho…
Jason33:36
You guys are really good with the themes, and I don't think it's easy.
David33:39
Well, we've been stepping it up.
Jason33:41
Isn't the theme just Halloween?