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Lying About My Boob Job

You know why I really— why I love it? And I just realized in the car, so like, I see a lot of the same people over and over again when I go out. Yeah. And, and I don't know their names, but I see them all the time. And like, if they ever turn to me and said What's my name? I'd be fucked. But Halloween's so good that that's the moment I can ask people their names again because they'll be in disguise and I'll know who they are. But I'll be like, or I'll put, I'll put on some funky glasses or something so I can't see. Yeah, I'll be like, I can't really see, who is this? And they'll be like, it's Andy. And I'm like, Andy? Oh my God, what a fucking—

September 18, 202529:45David
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Natalie29:36
Yeah, right upstairs.
David29:37
My Filipino child. But you know what I'm excited for, Jay? What? Halloween is coming up in Los Angeles.
Jason29:43
Oh, Halloween's such a big deal here.
David29:45
You know why I really— why I love it? And I just realized in the car, so like, I see a lot of the same people over and over again when I go out. Yeah. And, and I don't know their names, but I see them all the time. And like, if they ever turn to me and said What's my name? I'd be fucked. But Halloween's so good that that's the moment I can ask people their names again because they'll be in disgui…
Jason30:26
Andy, what's your last name?
David30:27
Like, what a costume. What a fucking costume.
Jason30:30
It's really funny. But if the costume's too good, it's like it's Andy, but you can't see it's Andy.