Lying About My Boob Job

So I'm like, what's going on? And she won't tell me. So I'm like, okay, it's probably on her sensitive area, private, whatever, or boob job. So I've just been chalking it up as boob job.

He went to a workout class today, and he told the instructor that we both are friends with that I'm getting a fucking boob job.

Well, because she asked me, how's Natalie? So I go, she's good. I think she's getting a boob job.

And she was like, that's amazing. I've always wanted a boob job. And I was like, I know. Good for Natalie for getting it. I mean, it's just like, because, you know, because she's going to be out for a couple of days from surgery. So if like this instructor do…

Wait, this is really funny.

She's out for boob jobs.