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Looking Up My Girlfriend on Pornhub

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April 19, 20186:06David
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Jason5:53
So then why can't you afford her that luxury?
David5:55
Because it's a weird thing to do in public when I'm sitting right next to this girl and she doesn't know you're sitting there perving. She knew I was perving at her.
Jason6:02
Did she know? Did she know that you were into her?
David6:06
No.
Jason6:06
Maybe she knew you guys couldn't be together because you, like, you were too young and her father wouldn't let her see boys. So this was her way of sniffing her fingers and being like, I don't want to do this, but I have to for David's sake.
David6:18
She did it so I would get over her. No, I mean, I don't know. I'm weird about like farting in front of people too. I don't ever pass gas in front of people.
Jason6:27
I've never heard you fart. Yeah, I smelt your fart. It's like a weird fart around me and I didn't know.