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I got a paperweight. I got a rock, David. I literally—
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And then how much was the gold one?
The gold was like another $400 or something. And I went back on Sunday with the kids and the ex-wife and I got it. And then And everyone was really happy. And Father's Day came about a month later, and do you know what I got, David?
What'd you get?
I got a paperweight. I got a rock, David. I literally—
it was a rock, and she threw it through the windshield. Yeah. What did the rock say on it? World's greatest dad?
Yeah, it said— well, yeah.
Did it? No, no, it didn't even say that. It just said fuck off on it. Yeah, it just said fuck you, hope you have a good day.