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On a Saturday, it was $700. Wow. We picked it out. This was the one she wanted. The kids were so excited. I spent so much money. I really didn't have the money, but I was trying to save the marriage. And I brought it home and she was like, she's like, I love it, it's so great. She's like, this isn't it, it's the gold. Oh shit, I wanted the gold.
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Did you know one Mother's Day we went and I got my, my ex-wife— I got her a silver necklace that she really wanted, and my kids and I went, we picked it out.
How much was it?
On a Saturday, it was $700. Wow. We picked it out. This was the one she wanted. The kids were so excited. I spent so much money. I really didn't have the money, but I was trying to save the marriage. And I brought it home and she was like, she's like, I love it, it's so great. She's like, this isn't it, it's the gold. Oh shit, I wanted the gold.
And then how much was the gold one?
The gold was like another $400 or something. And I went back on Sunday with the kids and the ex-wife and I got it. And then And everyone was really happy. And Father's Day came about a month later, and do you know what I got, David?
What'd you get?