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Well, my daughter, my son went to preschool. You'd go into the classroom, you're like, oh cool, everything's really fun. And then there you turn and there'd be a bathroom with a ton of toilets, and all the toilets were just looking at each other. And so everyone was like farting and pooping right in front of each other, and you know, people were wiping each other's asses.
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And the toilets are wide open. It was really weird.
What are you saying?
Well, my daughter, my son went to preschool. You'd go into the classroom, you're like, oh cool, everything's really fun. And then there you turn and there'd be a bathroom with a ton of toilets, and all the toilets were just looking at each other. And so everyone was like farting and pooping right in front of each other, and you know, people were wiping each other's asses.
You're kidding.
It was like an orgy.
How old were you? Okay, what the fuck? I love how I let that one slide. You should go to jail for that sentence.