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You don't think when you get sworn into presidency they just give you a book of fucking secrets? Just, okay, okay, Mr. President, this is going to be kind of tough, um, but there's a book with about 100 pages here.
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My friend's friends with Jay Leno, and he said Bush is a real, real, like, a jokester.
You think he was— you think he was fucking with him?
Maybe he was. Yeah, like, that sounds like something he would do, like fuck with Kimmel. But maybe— I mean, I don't know.
You don't think when you get sworn into presidency they just give you a book of fucking secrets? Just, okay, okay, Mr. President, this is going to be kind of tough, um, but there's a book with about 100 pages here.
Yeah, I mean, I could imagine them saying like, yeah, there's a planet, it's like, you know, 4,000 miles away, it's called Nebulon, there's life on it, they're harmless, it's invisible, they're really cool people. Be funny if they like said all that and then…
They should do that.
I'm sure that would be fun.