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You know, my friend is—

isn't that bizarre?

My friend's friends with Jay Leno, and he said Bush is a real, real, like, a jokester.

Maybe he was. Yeah, like, that sounds like something he would do, like fuck with Kimmel. But maybe— I mean, I don't know.

You don't think when you get sworn into presidency they just give you a book of fucking secrets? Just, okay, okay, Mr. President, this is going to be kind of tough, um, but there's a book with about 100 pages here.

Yeah, I mean, I could imagine them saying like, yeah, there's a planet, it's like, you know, 4,000 miles away, it's called Nebulon, there's life on it, they're harmless, it's invisible, they're really cool people. Be funny if they like said all that and then…