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No, listen to me. It's, it's— you're old. People don't expect you to look fucking gorgeous. Honest. Okay, I don't— you know, I should be saying this to anybody. No one should fucking worry about their weight, but you especially, bro. Yeah, you have, you 2 kids, you got a girlfriend, your girlfriend does not care at all about how skinny you are. She wants to be fatter. She wants you fatter. Dude, just fucking start eating. The reason I'm saying that is not because you should aim to be overweight, but I'm just saying just eat whatever you want. Eat to be happy. You don't eat certain things because you don't wanna gain weight, but dude, Do people like you for your personality, bro?
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Me? Yeah. Well, thanks. You're looking pretty good.
You're old as fuck, homie. It's like, you know what I mean? Like, I mean that in the most respectful, like, respectable way possible.
You don't get it. It's not about vanity.
No, listen to me. It's, it's— you're old. People don't expect you to look fucking gorgeous. Honest. Okay, I don't— you know, I should be saying this to anybody. No one should fucking worry about their weight, but you especially, bro. Yeah, you have, you 2 kids, you got a girlfriend, your girlfriend does not care at all about how skinny you are. She wants to be fatter. She wants you fatter. Dude,…
What about my health? What about when I can't get out of your Tesla?
Yeah, that's funny though.
That's funny.