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Looking Up My Girlfriend on Pornhub

Yeah. Um, no, but I really like this girl, and she used to use the bathroom a lot. I don't know why she used the bathroom. But one day she got back from the bathroom and she ran her fingers along her back, like down her backside and down into her butt crack and was like, literally looked like she was digging for gold. And then she pulled it up and she put her fingers by her face and she sniffed her fingers. And I could still remember, I remember everything. I remember what she was wearing. I remember the face. What was she wearing? She was wearing a white shirt and like this like red cashmere like little top like right over it, and I remember her face. I remember her nose like crunching when she smelled it, and then she went back into the bathroom and finished, I guess.

April 19, 20184:22David
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Jason4:18
You're only saying it's good because it doesn't exist.
David4:19
Exactly, exactly.
Jason4:21
You're such a Snapchat kid.
David4:22
Yeah. Um, no, but I really like this girl, and she used to use the bathroom a lot. I don't know why she used the bathroom. But one day she got back from the bathroom and she ran her fingers along her back, like down her backside and down into her butt crack and was like, literally looked like she was digging for gold. And then she pulled it up and she put her fingers by her face and she sniffed h…
Jason5:06
And that was it? You fell out of love with her right there?
David5:08
Yeah, yeah, no, that was it. That was it for me.
Jason5:11
You were done?