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I'm not, Jason does this fucking weird thing. Jason's seen me play foosball 2 times, and I shit you not, you're really good at foosball. I shit you not, every time he's seen me play, he's seen me play 2 times, and it was, and it was 2 games at one time, right? So he's only seen me play.
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And how did that go? And is that how he got into the country here? Olympic dart player?
That's how, yeah. One person every 7 years wins the dart championships and they're granted access to America.
See, you're good at foosball and your dad's good at darts, which are both bar games.
I'm not, Jason does this fucking weird thing. Jason's seen me play foosball 2 times, and I shit you not, you're really good at foosball. I shit you not, every time he's seen me play, he's seen me play 2 times, and it was, and it was 2 games at one time, right? So he's only seen me play.
Were you just like on fire that day?
Sure, I was on fire, but guys, we've been around foosball tables for like 4 times since I've played last, and every time he'll like think I'm not, like he won't even, I won't be near him and I'll hear him in the back go to someone who's he's standing next to…
Are you gonna start playing, like, underneath your skill now when there's a foosball table, just to prove me wrong?