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Looking Up My Girlfriend on Pornhub

Yeah, juice autocorrect to the end came out as Jews. Oh, well, that happens a lot here on Like This. Um, I— so I— so, okay, so I was in the 5th grade and I, I really liked this girl and she was, she was my everything. Her name was, uh, actually, I don't want to give away her name. Her name was Daniela. Um, and I was— she used to go to the bathroom a lot for some reason. I don't know what it was, but she always went to the bathroom What was pretty about—

April 19, 20183:34David
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Jason2:46
I mean, autocorrect. Just don't be typing Migos because a bad word comes out in autocorrect.
David2:51
Okay, our friend was typing— our friend was at Coachella or something, and he was typing to his Black friend. That's the best part. He's like He's like, I know, I don't know, I don't know if it was Coachella because they weren't playing at Coachella, but, but…
Jason3:30
So there was this girl texting, I told you to pick me up some juice the other day.
David3:34
Yeah, juice autocorrect to the end came out as Jews. Oh, well, that happens a lot here on Like This. Um, I— so I— so, okay, so I was in the 5th grade and I, I really liked this girl and she was, she was my everything. Her name was, uh, actually, I don't want to give away her name. Her name was Daniela. Um, and I was— she used to go to the bathroom a lot for some reason. I don't know what it was,…
Jason4:01
what was so great about this girl? Was she Slovakian too?
David4:04
She— no, she wasn't. That's, that's not something I'm into.
Jason4:08
Okay.