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Okay, our friend was typing— our friend was at Coachella or something, and he was typing to his Black friend. That's the best part. He's like He's like, I know, I don't know, I don't know if it was Coachella because they weren't playing at Coachella, but, but it was like, yeah, I'm listening to Migos or something, and, and they corrected to the n-word. And, and then he sent another text and he's like, Migos, Migos, Jesus Christ, I meant to say Migos. And it was so fucking weird because it like, yeah, I saw the text and straight up the n-word. The end. I was like, what? There's no way. How the fuck does this happen? Anyway, back to this girl.

April 19, 20182:51David
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Jason2:41
no, let's not say who it is. I mean, you can.
David2:43
It's not a big deal at all, right? Why is that a big deal?
Jason2:46
I mean, autocorrect. Just don't be typing Migos because a bad word comes out in autocorrect.
David2:51
Okay, our friend was typing— our friend was at Coachella or something, and he was typing to his Black friend. That's the best part. He's like He's like, I know, I don't know, I don't know if it was Coachella because they weren't playing at Coachella, but, but it was like, yeah, I'm listening to Migos or something, and, and they corrected to the n-word. And, and then he sent another text and he's…
Jason3:30
So there was this girl texting, I told you to pick me up some juice the other day.
David3:34
Yeah, juice autocorrect to the end came out as Jews. Oh, well, that happens a lot here on Like This. Um, I— so I— so, okay, so I was in the 5th grade and I, I really liked this girl and she was, she was my everything. Her name was, uh, actually, I don't want…
Jason4:01
what was so great about this girl? Was she Slovakian too?