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And then he said, this is my swamp. He went back to bed.
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You know that fan contest we're gonna have in a few months?
Sleep with Jason. No, if you ever wake up Jason and you just pull back the sheets, it's just a fucking— it just, it looks like a garbage bin. It's just a shit ton of wrappers because he eats at night. He eats at night. One day I slept on his couch and it was…
You make me sound like Shrek.
And then he said, this is my swamp. He went back to bed.
No, but I— when I wake up in the middle of the night, he eats, and I have to eat to go back to bed. It's the best feeling in the world. Yeah, it knocks me out.
Yeah, that's really weird.
I've been pretty addicted to YouTube lately, I'll tell you that much.