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Sleep with Jason. No, if you ever wake up Jason and you just pull back the sheets, it's just a fucking— it just, it looks like a garbage bin. It's just a shit ton of wrappers because he eats at night. He eats at night. One day I slept on his couch and it was like 3 AM and I heard his fat ass trying to get out of bed. That's just so funny to say. I know, and I heard him trying to get out of bed, and after, you know, you know, fucking dicking around and finally getting his posture, um, correct, he got out of bed, he rolled out, and then I hear him coming down the hallway, and he's— oh, he opens the fridge and he goes through like 4 cabinets, and he leaves with like, I think it was like celery sticks.
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If you guys ever get a chance to sleep next to me.
Yeah, if you ever wake up Jason—
You know that fan contest we're gonna have in a few months?
Sleep with Jason. No, if you ever wake up Jason and you just pull back the sheets, it's just a fucking— it just, it looks like a garbage bin. It's just a shit ton of wrappers because he eats at night. He eats at night. One day I slept on his couch and it was like 3 AM and I heard his fat ass trying to get out of bed. That's just so funny to say. I know, and I heard him trying to get out of bed, a…
You make me sound like Shrek.
And then he said, this is my swamp. He went back to bed.
No, but I— when I wake up in the middle of the night, he eats, and I have to eat to go back to bed. It's the best feeling in the world. Yeah, it knocks me out.