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After a day, I told him, dude, you should, uh, I didn't know. I told him, like, I didn't know you're going to the Streamys. And he's like, I'm not. I'm like, well, check your fucking Instagram caption. Because the woman that, like, made all the shorty flights possible texted me. She's like, hey, can you please talk to Jason about his caption? Um, I see your toes are on my couch, and that can only mean one thing.
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And Jason, $60,000. Yeah. They're very expensive. Jason posts an Instagram picture with his girlfriend Trisha, and the caption is— keep in mind, we were going to the Shorty Awards— and he captions it, "Heading to the Streamys." That's the only caption. That's…
You didn't tell me. I had the information for a whole day and you didn't tell me. Yeah, you're supposed to have my back.
After a day, I told him, dude, you should, uh, I didn't know. I told him, like, I didn't know you're going to the Streamys. And he's like, I'm not. I'm like, well, check your fucking Instagram caption. Because the woman that, like, made all the shorty flights possible texted me. She's like, hey, can you please talk to Jason about his caption? Um, I see your toes are on my couch, and that can only…
I got a pedicure.
You got a fucking pedicure?
Yeah.