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And Jason, $60,000. Yeah. They're very expensive. Jason posts an Instagram picture with his girlfriend Trisha, and the caption is— keep in mind, we were going to the Shorty Awards— and he captions it, "Heading to the Streamys." That's the only caption. That's all it says. It's just a picture of them dressed up and it says, "Heading to Streamys." And it took him a day. A day.
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And they both really try to differentiate themselves because, because, you know, they're fighting for who's the better award show for the internet. And, um, the Shorties were very kind. They flew us out there. They got us a fucking private jet to get out to t…
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And Jason, $60,000. Yeah. They're very expensive. Jason posts an Instagram picture with his girlfriend Trisha, and the caption is— keep in mind, we were going to the Shorty Awards— and he captions it, "Heading to the Streamys." That's the only caption. That's all it says. It's just a picture of them dressed up and it says, "Heading to Streamys." And it took him a day. A day.
You didn't tell me. I had the information for a whole day and you didn't tell me. Yeah, you're supposed to have my back.
After a day, I told him, dude, you should, uh, I didn't know. I told him, like, I didn't know you're going to the Streamys. And he's like, I'm not. I'm like, well, check your fucking Instagram caption. Because the woman that, like, made all the shorty flights…
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