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like a time machine.

April 19, 201811:48Jason
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David11:24
Dude, all the fucking time. All the time. I have this conversation with people all the time. I'm like, there are so many people in the world. How the fuck is there not a crazy terrorist attack every day?
Jason11:35
I don't know. And it's not like they're thwarting them.
David11:37
You know what I've even thought about? This is obviously not true, but I've thought about it. What if like our government has like something where they can go back in time and stop these terrorist attacks, but they let—
Jason11:48
like a time machine.
David11:48
Yeah, but they let a couple through, you know, to not make it look like bullshit.
Jason11:52
Uh-huh.
David11:52
But like, but like, like realistically, I'm like, dude, there should be one. With all the fucking crazy people in the world, there should be one every fucking week, every day in the United States. But there isn't. Yes, there's, there's shootings and weird shi…