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And the insane part about all of it was, which blew my fucking mind, is we got into the airport area, whatever it was. It was more like a hotel lobby, it kind of felt like. Um, no one was there because it was 2:45, only one person working the desk. And he was like, you guys ready to go? The second we came in, didn't even ask for ID, didn't ask for our name. He's like, are you guys ready to go? Because he just assumed it was us that were getting on the flight. We got on the flight, no bags checked, nothing. Isn't that weird?

April 19, 20189:52David
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Jason9:25
Of course I care about you.
David9:27
Okay, so right after, um, right after Coachella at 2:45 AM, um, we got a private jet to take us from California to New York, from Palm Springs Airport to New York. Yeah, to Palm— from Palm Springs Airport, which is like a small airport. Yeah, to New York City…
Jason9:50
It's really— yeah, pretty short.
David9:52
And the insane part about all of it was, which blew my fucking mind, is we got into the airport area, whatever it was. It was more like a hotel lobby, it kind of felt like. Um, no one was there because it was 2:45, only one person working the desk. And he was like, you guys ready to go? The second we came in, didn't even ask for ID, didn't ask for our name. He's like, are you guys ready to go? Be…
Jason10:20
I think it's really strange.
David10:23
Nothing, nothing. He did— guys, they didn't check anything. We could have had— we could have had a fucking, like, airborne virus that we were about to throw out the window as we crossed over all the 50 states. Yeah, like, they didn't check anything. And then…
Jason10:38
It was— it was like an Uber.