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Looking Into David's Butt

Using a mirror and I'm using my phone and I just—

June 17, 20250:55David
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Jason0:47
Yeah.
David0:47
I just, I can't. I feel so uncomfortable knowing, like I just don't like doing the bending over with the flashlight thing. I don't know why.
Jason0:54
Are you using a mirror?
David0:55
Using a mirror and I'm using my phone and I just—
Reggie0:58
Describe me what you see.
David0:59
I just, I don't like using my phone's flashlight as the way I'm looking into my asshole. I snap like 100 times a day, right? Like I do Snapchat. And it's just the fact that the same lens is pointed in the same direction as like I output like all of my social…
Jason1:14
You need a second asshole phone.